My husband's Top 3 Encounters that have helped him realize we have been in Mexico for a while...
1) Your daughter while playing Star Wars on the PS3 says:
"Dad, go play Juan!"
"Who, do you mean HAN Solo?"
"Oh... yeah, yeah!"
2) Another daughter after bringing the new cat, Suess, food says:
"Who, isn't the cat's name Suess?"
"Oh, yeah Suess."
3) After our little Strawberry was using her Spanish at dinner Jimmy turned to me and said, "I think she speaks Spanish best - because I didn't understand what she was saying!"